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basementdemo:

my mom told me to put the dog to bed but didn’t specify which bed 

johannsebastianbitch:

You know whats fucking scary? The fact that I could literally change my life at any moment. I could stop talking to everyone that makes me unhappy. I could kiss whoever i want. I could shave my head or get on a plane or take my own life. Nothing is stopping me. The entire world is in my hands, and I have no idea what to do with it.

wannajoke:

That’s a lot of drinking

wannajoke:

That’s a lot of drinking

spacemuffinz:

epic-humor:

#COOL PARENTS

omg the mom has a doily where the tattoo is lolol

windows-vriska:

kristintastic:

windows-vriska:

"so… are you REALLY a lesbian?" no. i am actually 16 praying mantises disguised in a human suit. i am sorry for deceiving you

you must be really small then…only 16?!

please do not belittle our efforts. we are trying our best