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briannaclawson:

cubebreaker:

The Rethink Homelessness campaign aims to dispel stereotypes and remind us that the circumstances which lead to living on the streets could happen to each and every one of us.

So important.

caloriq:

how do people have relationship after relationship like i can’t find a single person to find me remotely attractive for a solid second

Yeah, maybe I’m just a little clingy piece of shit, but I love you more than anyone ever could.
I need a nap and an orgasm.
An Ancient Proverb, probably (via thegreatmadman)

domaindopemandotcom:

OKAY BUT NIGGAS WILL DEBATE FOR YEARS HOW A PUSSY SUPPOSED TO LOOK AND HOW IT SHOULD SMELL AND WHETHER IT SHOULD BE SHAVED OR NOT

BUT WHEN YOU ASK EM WHERE THE CLIT AT THE ROOM BE SILENT

Love at first sight. Why can’t I find this girl. 😩😩😩

materiajunkie:

"Curing AIDS? Shit, that’s like Cadillac making a car that lasts for 50 years. And you know they can do it, but they ain’t going to do nothing that fucking dumb. Shit, they got metal on the Space Shuttle that can go around the Moon and withstand  temperatures of up to 20,000 degrees, you mean to tell me you don’t think they can make an El Dorado with a fuckin’ bumper that don’t fall off?"

- Chris Rock (“Bigger and Blacker”, 1999)

jackhahaha:

this was probably a first in beyonces whole life

dear future girlfriend, I may not be the hottest girl or I’ll probably never turn you on or take your breath away or impress your friends with the way I look but I can make you laugh, make you feel wanted, and sometimes I can be really cute. get ready for my corniest jokes, and my random laughs. I’ll try my best to keep you happy and hopefully you’ll do the same. I’m not the type to give up easily and move on to the next girl. once I start trying I won’t give up until it’s hurting me to the point where I have no choice. we’ll match, go on dates, cuddle, do what girlfriends should do. I’ll take cute pictures with you, sing to you, and give you forehead kisses. I’ll be myself. I’ll tell you if you’re being annoying. I’ll tell you what’s wrong if you ask. I won’t be lovey dovey 24/7. I’ll tease you and call you names, we will make memories. if we’re dating I’ll let my guards down and when I start to love you, that’s when I’ll tell you. I’ll always care and love you. you’ll never have to worry about that.
3-2-1-lesbian (via 3-2-1-lesbian)

jackerlope:

"how will i explain gay couples to my children”

if you can explain to your children that an immortal man in a red suit who lives in the north pole travels around the entire world on one night every year on a sleigh carried by magical flying deer i think itll be easy enough to tell them two people are in love